no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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