i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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