Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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