is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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