Taylor Swift is so right about you.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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