I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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