we have officially lost it.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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