I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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