Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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