O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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