whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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