So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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