it hurts more in the daytime
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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