quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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