If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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