Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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