I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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