weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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