just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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