Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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