Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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