Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
