If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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