Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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