You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
