he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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