just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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