My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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