I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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