No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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