Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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