turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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