i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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