I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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