On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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