: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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