Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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