maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Randomize
