I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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