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(317): View more from Indiana

did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more

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(509): View more from Washington

am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.

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(516): View more from New York

He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

(973): View more from New Jersey

How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.

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(909): View more from California

I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.

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(361): View more from Texas

I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.

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