Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Hippo gnu deer
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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