i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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