last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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