Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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