Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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