hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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