Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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