If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
