What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Its about making memories worth repressing
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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