She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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