You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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