so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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