I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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