wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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