Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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