yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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