honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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