Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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